Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Has Finally Seen The Expendables!

Very early this year, I've published a blog post regarding Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables and almost nine months later, I have been able to watch it! Thanks to Bebe for making it possible for me to see some of the greatest Hollywood action stars in one great movie.

As expected, The Expendables has hit my expectations ~~~ bullseye! There are no dull moments, no uninteresting events. Just pure thrill, action and excitement to feed every minute of this explosive hit. There aren't so much talking and whenever there has to be, the lines are crisp and mostly filled with humor.
Here are a few of those hilarious quotes for The Expendables:

Paine [Steve Austin]: Who sent you?
Barney Ross [Sylvester Stallone]: Your hairdresser.

Trench[Arnold Schwarzenegger ]: Give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross [Stallone]: [sarcastically] Right.
Mr. Church [Bruce Willis]: What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to be president.

Trench [Schwarzenegger]: Only an idiot would do this job.
Barney Ross [Stallone]: How much?
Trench: Like I said.

Hale Caesar [Terry Crews]: Great, they got a small army. What have we got?
[looks at Yin Yang]
Hale Caesar: Four and a half men.
[Everyone except Yin Yang laughs]
Yin Yang [Jet Li]: Not so funny.

Sandra [Giselle ItiƩ]: What's your name?
Lee Christmas [Jason Statham]: [points to himself] Buda...
Lee Christmas: [points to Barney/Stallone] ... Pest
Sandra: Come with me.
Barney Ross [Stallone]: [turns to Lee] Buda...pest...

Gunnar Jensen [Dolph Lundgren]: [about to fight Ying Yang/Jet Li] What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, "happy feet"!

Just a few of the many sarcastic funny lines for The Expendables.

Before signing out for awhile [Bebe and I will be watching the 3rd episode of Sherlock], I must say that the ending is definitely unexpectedly awesome!

Two thumbs and both toes up!

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