Paine [Steve Austin]: Who sent you?
Barney Ross [Sylvester Stallone]: Your hairdresser.
Trench[Arnold Schwarzenegger ]: Give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross [Stallone]: [sarcastically] Right.
Mr. Church [Bruce Willis]: What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to be president.
Trench [Schwarzenegger]: Only an idiot would do this job.
Barney Ross [Stallone]: How much?
Trench: Like I said.
Hale Caesar [Terry Crews]: Great, they got a small army. What have we got?
[looks at Yin Yang]
Hale Caesar: Four and a half men.
[Everyone except Yin Yang laughs]
Yin Yang [Jet Li]: Not so funny.
Sandra [Giselle Itié]: What's your name?
Lee Christmas [Jason Statham]: [points to himself] Buda...
Lee Christmas: [points to Barney/Stallone] ... Pest
Sandra: Come with me.
Barney Ross [Stallone]: [turns to Lee] Buda...pest...